☆ 刺刺蝟的進化論 ☆

的人　不是我。

那當然～我脾氣這麼好 XD　
其實應該是說，我生氣時常會假裝沒有在生氣，
甚至還會若無其事的繼續和別人聊天，
然後就會形成一種在外人眼中看似過度高興的奇特情緒 :P　
以後大家可要注意了！

言歸正傳。

我們採訪組裡個性最"外放"、直接的醫藥記者，
終於在今天晚上，和已為大家詬病許久的主任正面交鋒了。

雖然起因尚未經當事人證實，但旁觀者都一致認為，
是和原訂於今晚舉行的記者＋編輯群K歌之夜有關。

由於我們是訂晚上十一點的場，又最近因為寫稿效率不錯，
都能在九點半的deadline前交稿，
於是有兩位同事便將等待編輯校完稿的這近兩個小時的空檔
作了妥善的運用（去找朋友茶敘）。

聽起來沒有什麼不對，是吧？
這兩個同事來上班時便彼此笑稱今晚要"趕場"，
其他同事亦不以為意。
但這對我們自命非凡的主任娘娘來說，卻可是犯下了滔天大罪呢；
因為對她而言，這幾名同事似乎不把"唱歌"放在心上，不然，他們怎麼會先去找朋友，再和同事在唱歌地點會合呢？

"一群黃牛!"她說。"那這樣我也來找事做好啦！剛好今天是我外甥女生日，我該去陪陪她。"
好像不甘心別人在這空檔裡都有別的事可以做，卻只有她對唱歌的事有所期待，她大概覺得這樣子是丟臉的行為。

這時大概是晚上七點多，我吃飯的好心情被她的碎碎念搞得我差點消化不良，
於是我說了一句：
"我們又不是故意要趕場的，
是真的已經跟人家約好了，然後又剛好排在唱歌前面嘛！
又不是說我們就不去唱了，妳幹嘛一定要跟我們一樣呢？
又不是趕流行！"
不知道我當時是吃了什麼熊心豹子膽講出這句話，
也不知道她是不是因為心虛所以並沒有回應我。

但是，她在距離赴約時間只剩一個多小時，忽然拋出一句：
"沒有啊，因為XXX和OOO都黃牛，所以我也可以"
就說她不去了，搞得大家也都接二連三的表示今晚意願不高，
這時，誰才是真正的黃牛呢？

我不知道她的父母和老師是怎麼教她的，
但起碼我自己而言，若非萬不得已（像是家人臨時有事讓我走不開），
對於一個已經講了幾天，甚至是幾個禮拜的約會，我是就算赴湯蹈火也會出現的人（只是有時候也會遲到）。
這種沒有任何正當理由，卻在會前一小時才告訴人家你不去了的行為，是我個人很看不起的。

然後，她自己認為自己沒錯就算了，還把責任歸到兩位同事身上：
"上次去看(剛生產完在坐月子的)同事的時候，他們兩個也沒來，所以這次更糟，因為他們是有前科的黃牛！"

我們的醫藥記者此時按捺不住說話了：
"人家XXX和OOO沒有黃牛呀?他們走之前不是說等一下一定會到，你怎麼這樣說人家啊？何況你自己還不是也做了同樣的事（爽約）"

沒想到主任此時卻冒出一句："Mind your own business!"

醫藥記者(以下稱J)："They're my friends, I think I have the right to defend their positions."

主任："For your information, I don't love them any less than you. Now if you'll excuse me, I have work to do."

J："It's okay to apologize for saying the wrong things, all right? No one will laugh at you."

然後J就準備要回家了。

在J抵達捷運站，準備上車前，她接到了一通語音留言，是主任。
據J後來的轉述，主任這通留言裡的語氣十分的hostile，甚至還直言：
"我真是受不了你這種大小姐脾氣！"
最後叫她回電話。

J雖然感覺到一陣風暴即將來臨，卻仍回電給主任，問她還有什麼話好說的。


Not everything is about you!!! 說：
to make a long story short, she told me she thinks I'm a spoiled brat and I am self-centered

Not everything is about you!!! 說：
I said, maybe we should talk about this another time since we obviously have so much to say to one another

Not everything is about you!!! 說：
and then she said: "我不是你的奴隸,大小姐"

Not everything is about you!!! 說：
(and she was screaming the entire time)


這還只是"摘要"，onlookers (the editorial staff) said the argument went on for nearly half an hour, with our supervisor's shrilling voice tearing down the staircase all the way into the doorman's ears.......

Yeah, what a night, and what a bitchy boss. You couldn't have put it into better words XD

J says, of course she'll come to work tomorrow, she has nothing to be embarrassed about, and in fact she felt good that she got it all out with the supervisor.

However, J, as our medical reporter, was only granted permission yesterday to travel (expenses paid for by our newspaper) to Geneva, Switzerland at the end of May to attend the World Health Association conference. And, knowing our supervisor, it's very likely she'll go tattletaling to our GM, who has the right to halt J's trip before she gets on the plane.

Yes, that's how personal and unprofessional my supervisor is--and she's 42 years old, with an MS degree in Journalism at UC-Berkeley.

Guess she never took Anger Management 100 in her program. (does she even know there's such a thing as anger management?)


And the last thing I want to do right now is to hand in a "two weeks notice" claiming that I will not be able to work here any longer because I can't stand my boss.

However, if a miracle doesn't happen soon, I will probably be the next one she screams at.